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hi this is demiurge!! I'm a 17 year old who posts a clusterfuck of shit
Aug 28 '14

evangeli0n:

avoiding my responsibilities like

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Aug 28 '14
imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

Okay, so I was strolling through Google Images and I found this and I immediately thought that you would appreciate it.
Oh my gosh, it’s hilarious.

MODS NOTE - my dear confessingtos i dont know what the hell im going to do with you oh my god

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

Okay, so I was strolling through Google Images and I found this and I immediately thought that you would appreciate it.

Oh my gosh, it’s hilarious.

MODS NOTE - my dear confessingtos i dont know what the hell im going to do with you oh my god

Aug 28 '14

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

(Source: chronicallylate)

Aug 28 '14

TORONTO PET PEOPLE HELP:

elementalsight:


Ruben, my mother’s dog, has hurt his leg. Mom, of course, does not have the money for taking him to the vet. She’s called the humane society (who sent her to a loan program that charges 25.9%!!!) and at the moment is stuck. I don’t have the cash to help, after two cons and missed work.

Basically, can anyone suggest a low cost vet /one who is willing to work on a payment plan who can do x-rays? I may try to do some sort of crowd funding thing for wallpapers of some photos because people like helping animals, but we need to at least find out what is wrong first. 

Aug 28 '14

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

Aug 28 '14

snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

Aug 28 '14

(Source: gyuki)

Aug 28 '14

trektags:

splintmail:

"come sit with us," star trek fans say to their star wars brethren, whilst we all gather for warmth around the flaming pile of shit that is the star wars vii casting.

#star wars episode vii: jarjar abrams strikes back (tags via splintmail)

Aug 28 '14

"Charmander char char."

fablepaint:

clintpereira:

So, I was looking at a baby charmander art and was thinking, “They can’t have that flame tail in the egg, can they?” I mean, it’s possible that the flame develops when they’re ready to hatch. But then, what if instead the mother or father has to light the charmander’s tail when they’re first born?

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Aug 28 '14

ryanfindhappiness:

itscauseyoureafuckinelf:

likewolfandcat:

lemony-socks:

rabidchild:

ponywithafez:

This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

I cannot unsee this.

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

ohmygod

precious!

(Source: ihavenosnoutyetimustwhinny)

Aug 28 '14
Aug 28 '14

shesfiction:

twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad:

discoveringfeminism:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

82 years later and it’s still relevant

This will never not be relevant.

82 years and we still have to fucking tell men this shit

Aug 27 '14

unpretty-princess:

manhatinglesbian:

revolution-of-the-self:

niceandpeaceful:

Please watch the video.

I’m getting scared as fuck to be alive right now.

Fuck

Don’t let it disappear. Not now, not ever.

(Source: The New York Times)

Aug 27 '14

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

Aug 27 '14

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.